Birdie's Bottled Rage
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- Collect them all!
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Things Are Getting Weirder
Scientists have stumbled a unusual new liquid that defies all traditional laws of physics. This bizarre substance, dubbed "Bizarro Liquid," displays properties that appear to be the complete inverse of those predicted. For example, while normal liquids run downhill, Bizarro Liquid rises towards the loftiest point. It also fights against gravity, floating without struggle.
- Researchers are confused by this groundbreaking discovery.
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Tempt Fate: Diablo Liquid
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Fairness Served Cold: The Fairly Legal Liquid
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